Welcome To Jake's Awesome Website Dude!

All about me

Well if u havnt guessed it my name is Jake. Im 16 amd live in kenwood, california. Which is right smake in the middle between sonoma and santa rosa I have brown, medium length hair and brown eyes. im 6'0 and weigh 200 pounds. my sports are boxing, football, baseball, wrestling, hocky, tennis, but i dont play any of them lol.


When i look for a girl i dont look for looks right away...my ideal girl is nice, a lot in common with me, NOT SHY, funny, good sence of humer, doesnt care about apperence, but cares about personallity....but looks is a plus. :)


My Fav. movie is Requim for a dream.my fav. movie triligoy is Star wars but i am a big fan of all 80's horror movies. My fav. Director is Sam Raimy. My fav tv show is viva la bam (DON VITO LMFAO). my fav time period is the 80's and 70's. My new fav shit to listen to are Korn, Slipknot, Rage against the Machine, SoundGarden, Marilyn Manson, Kottonmouth Kings, Fun Lovin Crimals, Daddy X, Sublime, pritty much stoner music and herioine music
and my fav. poet is edgar allen poe.

My Bands
A
Aborted.Avulsed.Altar.Artery Eruption.Angelcorpse.Abscess.Amon Amarth.Ancient.Abuse.Antipathy.Anoxia.Ascendancy.April Ethereal.Abaddon Incarnate.Abortus.Arch Enemy.Ancient Rites.Annihilator.Ancient Necropsy.Aletheian.Alabama.hunderpussy.AC/DC.Agoraphobic Nosebleed.Armored Saint.Antigama..Anemosity.Augury.
B
Blastfame.Beheaded.Brutus.Birdflesh.Brodequin.Bloodchurn.Blood Throne.Blinded By Faith.Brain Chiggers.Bane Of Existence.Bludgeon.Burial.Bolt Thrower.Beyond Fatal.Brutus.Burial Ground.Bound and Gagged.Brujeria.Behemoth.Borknager.Butcher ABC.Benighted.Brutal Truth.Bastard Saints.Bloodshoteye..
C
Cannibal Corpse.Corpsevomit.Cryptopsy.Christ Denied.Carnal.Caedere.Cenotaph.Cephalic Carnage.Cinerary.Cock And Ball Torture.Chton.Corpsefucking Art.Catastrophic.Cumchrist.Cerebral Effusion.Cathader..Callenish.Circle..Corpsefucking Art.Coercion.Castrum.Ciribus.Cell Block Earth.Carfax Abbey.Cyclophenia.Cattle Decapitation.Carnivean.Celtic Frost.Children Of Bodom.Cradle Of Filth.Canivorous.Copremesis.
D
Dauntless.Deeds Of Flesh.Dying Fetus.Disgorge.Disavowed.Desecration.Decrypt.Divinity.Dead For Days.Descend Into.othingness.Despondency.Dead For 10 Weeks.Detonation.Dwelling Madness.Decrepit Birth.Deicide.Despised Icon.Diabolic Intent.Disinter.Deivos.Detrimentum.Dead Centre.Dyscrasia.Deamon.Demence.Depression.Dead By Dawn.Dawn Of Defiance.Disarray.Darkangel.Disease Infected.Disoluto.Dark Funeral.Darkness Eternal.Dimmu Borgir.Deity Of Carnification.Demonseed..
E
Evil Incarnate.Exploding Zombies.Eternal Ruin.Exhumed.Engorged.Embalming Theatre.Embedded.Emeth.Estuary.Extol.Excommunion.Engorged.Exmortem.Enthrone Falls.Estuary of Calamity.Eyehategod.Ezurate.Exposed Guts.Enthral.Eriador.Eradykate.Embryonic Devourment
F
Fleshgrind.Fate.Fleshmould.Fleshtized.Forensick.Flowing Crimson.Funeral Earth.Fallen Empire.Foetopsy.Falconer.Funeral Inception.Fuck..I'm Dead.Fleshart.Fleshgrinder.Fleshless.Fallen Victim.Flesh Gallery.Forced Flesh..
G
Godhate.Goretrade.Gorgasm.Genocya.Gutrot.Gorguts.Gored.Goratory.Godforbid.Godless.Godless Truth.Gorerotted.Goatwhore.Grave.Ghoul.GhoulunaticsGruesome Stuff Relish.Goldenpyre.Gomorrha.Godsmack.Grenouer.Gothic Knights.Godbotherer.Gigantic Brain.Gorerotted.Guns n Roses
H
Harakiri.Hate.Hate Eternal.Haemorrhage.Hatebreed.Haunted, The.Hatework.Haemorrhage.Horfixion.Hateplow.Horde Of Worms.Hypnotix.Human MincerHaemorrhage.Hypocrisy.Holocaust.Houwitser.Hellblazer.Homoiratus.Hands Of Death.Hadan.
I
Internal Suffering.Internal Bleeding.Impure.Ion Dissonance.Inveracity.Immolation.Ingurgitate.Inhumate.Incantation.Ill Fares The Land.In Quest.Ill Nino.Invasion.Incarrion.IconoclastInsision..Incinerate.Immersed In Blood.Immortal.Immortal Flesh.Imperious.Iron Legion.Impaled.Insidious Decrepancy.Iced Earth.Inextya.Infinited Hate.Infernal Majesty.Iron Maiden.
J
Jacknife.Jasad.Jugulur.Judge Drain.Jailor.Jesus artyr.Jacob's Dream.Judgment Day.
K
Kataklysm.Korn.Kreator.Kevorkian.Kronos.Killswitch Engage.Katatonia.Kitchen Knife Conspiracy.Krutchfield Tongs.Krisiun.Knee Deep In The Dead.Katafalk.Kult Ov Azazel.Kalopsia.Killaman.Killwitneydead.Kenshiro.
L
Lust Of Decay.Lividity.Lesser Known God.Leukorrhea.Liturgy.Limbonic Art.Leng T'che.Lord Gore.Law of the Plague.Limb From Limb.Lacination.Logam.Legacy Of Hate.Litham.Lock Up.Liege Lord.Life At Zero.
M
Mutilated.Mortality.Mortician.MalignancyMortal Decay..Misery Index.Masticcum.Man Must Die.Mindsnare.Martyr.Morbid Angel.Monstrosity.Malevolent.reation.Meatlocker. Seven.Machetazo.Mausoleum.James Murphy.Malignant Inception.Machine Head.Morgana's Kiss.Maple Cross.Mess Age.Macabre.Mental Horror.Mourtoria.Neuraxis.Motley Crue
N
Nile.Necronomicon.Novembers Doom.Neurosis.NEFAS.Nasum.Necromicon.Nosferiel.Necrotic Chaos.Nosferatu.Noctuary.Necrophagia.Nocturnal Fear.Nunslaughter.Nasum.Necrobestiality.Necrodeath.Necrophobic.Necrolord.Noisecore Freak.Neomortem.Necrodemon.
O
Origin.Opeth.Obscenity.Omega Tribe.Obscurity.Omen.Otep .Obsidian.Occult.Odius Mortem.Obsidian.Over Kill.Officum.Officium Triste
P
Pyrexia.Prophecy.Psychotogen.Pyaemia.Putrid Pile.Pustulated.Purulent.Putrefy.Putrilage.Psycroptic.Paganizer.Pessimist.Putrified.Psychomancer.Project Apocalypse.Pissing Razors.Purgatory.Pantera.
Q
Quo Vadis.Qwestion
R
Rupture Christ.Reprobation.Retch.Regurgitation.Resurrected.Rotting.Requiem.Reign Of Terror.Repugnant.Regorge.Riphead.Regurgitate.Repercussion.Retribution.Sadomasochism.Saprogenic.Severed Remains.
S
Sickbox.Suffocation.Saproffago.Soulscar.Souledge.Serial Butcher.Superjoint Ritual.Summon.Spawn Of Possession.Skinless.Severe Torture.Severed Savior.Suture.Screaming Afterbirth.Stabwound.Spasme.Soilent Green.Soils of Fate.Slough.Slayer.Scorch.Staind.Semper Mortis.Swift.Sadistic Intent.Sanatorium.Six Feet Under.Sepsism.Siksakubur.Souledge.Scourge.Soul Shroud.Splatterhouse.Suffer.Sarpanitum.Suppository.Shatterpoint.
T
Torn Within.Thorazine.Torsofuck.TeratismTorment.Throcult.The Plague.Testament.Terminally,.our Aborted Ghost.The County Medical Examiners.T666.Time Of.eath.Tenebrarum.Therion.Thanatos.Thargos.Throneum.Torment.Total Fucking Destruction.Transfigural Form.Transgression.The Bezerker.Time Of Death.Tristwood.Time Of.eed.Thornafire.Twisted sister
U
Unholy Ghost.Unexpect.Unhallowed.Unleashed.Uphill Battle.Unholy Land.Unhuman.Unleashed.Unauthorized.Undertow.Urzamoth.Utopia Banished.Unsanctified.Unsanctum.Urshurark.Ungodly.
V
Visceral Bleeding.Vile.Vomit Remnants.Vomit Spawn.Veneficum.Vader.Victimas.Vomitory.Vira load.VLE.Valis.Vex.Victimas.Vaultage.Vesperian Sorrow.Vomit The Soul.
W
Warface.Witchery.Waco Jesus.Welkin.Whorrid.Witch Hunt.Wormed.Wasteform.Warspite.Wormed.Wounds.Witchburner.WASP.Wargore.
X
Xenomorph
Y
Yattering.Your Own Decay
Z
Zyklon.Zilla.ZornZimmers Hole.Zero Tolerance


Ill add more later...hope the alaphabetical thing helps...it took me for-fucking-ever to do!!!

My likes and dislikes
Rap that is about weed and good times/Heavy/death/black/hair metal/and sum rock

FRIENDS::
Britney... youe so great to me, i dont deserve you at all, im gonna see you very very soon! love you.
Rachel...great friend, we have a lot in common, dont be quier lol
Steph... ur quite a girl there steph lol
Cavin...dude i got to get u high
Remmy... u french basturd
Paul...HAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU ID GET YOU HIGH FUCKER!
Nikki u need to get ugly, ur too hot!
Meridith...u too!
Sam...wasup
Vlas... Insaine drummer, but u need a new set man
Steeve... miss ya man, have fun in redding lol
Zain...dude, u have smoked your self retarted
Jack...lmfao, ur so funny
Trevor...Fuckin...Metallica
Eddie...THAS TOXIC! lmfao
Adrian...u are one crazy guitarest man...wow
Gian...u too
Brennan...hahahaha!!!! dude every thing is funny 2 us
Dwite...us too
Robert(canidain)...us too
Marcos...MMMAAARRRCCCOOOSSSS!
Jane...cant wait to see the baby!
Jay...RIP
Mike P.... dude...dude
Mike S....ur hella good at guitar dude, keep it up
David...i told you to lay off her... u dont listen man
David (from school)... hey huh...u like my jokes huh?
Anything and Everything about the the 80s


I )-(ATE
Skater fags(no, that doesn't mean all skateboarders).MTV.Sluts.Whores.Wiggers.Followers.leaders.People who use "like" and "omg" all the time.TyPiNg LiKe ThIs.Shitty music.Old fucks.Old fucks that beat you with their canes and oversized purses.Conceited little shits.People afraid to take chances.People that smell like Sam (not iverson).People that ask "Aren't you hot in that?".Tight clothes.insainly fat people.insainly skinny people..small boobies.boobies way way to big.People who ask Obvous stuff.Parents.Julian.Bill.Matt Barker.Jocks.Music that is about killing your self.rasists


THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING WEBSITE EVER!!!




Live each day as if you will die tomorrow